Incentives for the goal shy.....

As we're now 'rich' we could try putting ridiculous goals bonus's up for grabs to act as an incentive to our remaining strike force, just offer outlandish sums for anyone scoring and they'll be having pops on goal from all over the place. the law of averages says that if you have enough chances some of them have to go in.

All too often people are scared to take a crack on goal from outside the box. they'll all be putting their foot through it if the think they can earn a hefty wedge for each goal scored. you just see if ranger finds his first team scoring touch when he realises how many Mac-10s and other assorted yardie paraphenalia he can buy for £100,000. He could get underneath his eyelids tattoo'd for that kind of moola....

 

If it's going to take a hell of a lot of money to make our players try harder and score then I'm not sure these are the sort of players I want at my club.

 

Commentator: Harper has a shot on goal from the goal kick.... again. So John, how do you think the first 5 minutes have gone so far?

 

its more of an incentive for people that are already at our club.

in fairness we should offer all new players ridiculous contracts. We should offer them performance related pay much like a car salesman. we should pay them a basic salary but make it VERY heavily incentivised. Ive no problem with paying someone £80k a week if they're scoring every other game etc. its when we're paying people a forune for total non performance. take alan smith for example. if he was paid on performance you'd be getting value for hi as hes done nowt for ages, if he feels he's not making enough its because he's not doing enough, he wants to leave and we do to. however, if he's playing regularly he's EARNING that coin so therefore he deserves it.