Simon is a spy for Huwwei. The full might of the British secret services are onto him cos he shags a yellow burd. #YellowLivesMatter
People may criticise the Chinese for spreading pandemics but marmot kidney in ginger and oyster sauce is delicious.
Folks living in the Amazon basin are quite fond of roasting tarantulas as a snack. Particularly when it's a female full of eggs. Still better than a pot noodle IMHO.
Trump should just nuke China. May as well do India too. **** it. Get it done Donald. You’ll be deed soon anyway ya fat ****