Benitez to black up 26-11-12 RAFAEL Benitez will don blackface during his time at Chelsea in a bid to reduce abuse from fans and players. Itâs the first ever diplomatic use of boot polish Benitez believes that becoming the leagueâs first minstrel-manager will be so confusing to everyone that they will be too scared to criticise him in case that makes them racist or black, or a black racist. Benitez said: âIâm hoping to baffle the fans into stopping their booing by slapping on boot polish and answering all future questions in a thick Jamaican accent. âAt the very least itâll make them think Iâm not the guy who hated their guts whilst at Liverpool as theyâre an easily-confused bunch. âI also expect the players will start telling reporters that some of their best friends are me, so that will help training sessions go a bit more smoothly.â He will further wrongfoot the team by playing only reggae played by white performers such as UB40 on the team bus and travelling with his father, who has been dressed up as a Sikh. Benitez added: âIf this fails I can always go back to the old schtick of pretending to be a paranoid lunatic with delusions of grandeur that kept Liverpool fans entranced for nearly six years.â The Spanish beard model has been criticised by supporters for his incendiary comments about how he believed they could win the Championâs League. Many Chelsea fans protested against Benitezâs appointment by buying an expensive ticket for yesterdayâs games so that they could wave misspelt handwritten signs that may or may not make him resign GKRK.
the only sympathy we need round here is for those who still think typing sympthay post is humourous... it just sad now... was funny, then it just got old, now its just taking it too the point where its just sad
yeah, i should have been ban....... "this user hase been removed, please disregard all past comments"
I wonder if Rio will bring out the old "choc ice" tweet again? Can you get Minstrel flavoured choc ices??
Only just seen this lot. It must be brilliant to have your finger on the 'funny/relevant enough posting' pulse. One day I hope to receive the wisdom. GKRK (OK, OK I know: RHC will now place a 'Sympathy Post' under this. Ho hum...)
