The unofficial favourite film of SPN! Been a while since I watched it, so watched it again last night! ****in brilliant! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780536/quotes You're an inanimate ****in' object!
Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun. Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat ****ing ******ed ****ing black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf. Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say. Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault. Eirik: What? Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a ****, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the **** up. Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond. Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead? Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him ****ing crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?. Ray: My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a ****y little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine. Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower? Ray: Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish. Overweight Man: It is? The guide book says it's a must see. Ray: Well you lot ain't going up there. Overweight Man: Pardon me? Why? Ray: I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny. Overweight Man: What exactly are you trying to say? Ray: What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of ****in' elephants. [overweight man attempts to chase Ray around but quickly grows tired] Ray: Come on, leave it fatty! [the overweight women calm down the overweight man] Overweight Woman #2: [to Ray] You know you're just the rudest man. The rudest man! Ken: [coming back from the tower] What's all that about? [Ray shrugs] Ken: They're not going up there. [to overweight family] Ken: Hey, guys. I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow. Overweight Woman #2: Screw you, motherfucker! Ken: [to Ray] What was that about? Ray: [shrugs] Ken: [Harry shoots Ken in the leg] ****ing ****! Harry: Like I'm not going to do nothing to you just because you're standing about like Robert ****ing Powell. Ken: Like who? Harry: Like Robert ****ing Powell out of Jesus of ****ing Nazareth. Share this quote
Reminds me of the best quote from In The Loop: Malcolm Tucker: ****ing hung up, haven't you? You ****ing hoity-toity ****ing... Fat American: Hey, buddy? Enough with the curse words, all right? Malcolm Tucker: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat ****.
It was on SPN that I first heard about In Bruges, watched it expecting it to be brilliant and it was just very ordinary. Think you ****s built up my hopes too much
Yeah, that happens. I think I enjoyed it so much because I hadn't even heard of it beforehand and it's humour came completely out of left field. I've watched it a couple of times since and still really enjoy it.
Never seen it. Never will. Canny stand that **** that's in it. Never seen any of his movies. Never will.
Borat was alright, it was his next film playing the wee ****y reporter guy that was pish. Bruno was it? Utter ****e He should just go back to being Ali G
He's probably been gone long enough now for him to bring Ali G back for a wee cameo and for it to be seen as funny
