In-bred, posh, wispy historian wid ye?

She has presented "If Walls Could Talk" and a series on the Edwardians.

She has an absurdly posh accent and plays the Jolly Hockeysticks stereotype extremely well.

She publicly stated that "I have become the poster girl for opting out of reproduction" and got dogs abuse for saying she didn't want kids.

She's extremely clever and enthusiastic on her chosen topic.

Yet Lucy Worsley remains a bit marmitelike in the attractions states...

...and what's more, I'm willing to bet that she can't control the contortions of her tongue when she's being roughly stuffed from behind with a fat walloper.

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...and here she is smiling at the sight of a foot-long anus-buster being primed to split her (no doubt, slightly bulbous) fanny

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I'd get that pumped silly and then I'd post pictures of it to her mum and dad.

GIP

 

Aye but only the bottom photo. Other two snaps she's a minger, albeit a posh one.

 

You need to hear her voice as well - that sort of posh girl that never properly grew up but knows the world inside-out sort of vibe.

"Thtick it in up to tha baawwwlls - I'll be vewy, vewy bwave, big daddy"

That sort of ****

 

Easily and willingly.

 

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Yes, yes and yes. I'm getting the Frankie Vaughan right now.

 

I like posh birds, me being a bit of rough and all that. It would Lady Chatterly all over again.

 

Ah wid

 

Ah'd have a go on her.

She gets the bonus points for no wanting rug rats.

 

And super-duper-bonus points for wanting jizz rats.

In the coupon.

 

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She looks a bit like one of Beales exes off Eastenders. Him from minders daughter.

Aye she'd get it.

 

Now there's a Wid Ye...

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naw, aye, aye, naw.

 

Who burnt her in the last pic?



I'm presuming she's pregnant in the first one too but, still, I'm no overtly opposed to saggies

 

Ah wid x 4

 

Gas that last one looks like someone has stuck a blond wig on a particularly ugly baboon

That's ****ed man

 

Not the last one. Not under any circumstances.

 

Would rather do this historian:

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Hmmmmmm, Kate Williams would receive a boabing but she'd be behind "Wucy" in my book.


There's another historian I want to pump. She did a thing on BBC4 recently about submerged Roman and Greek cities - cannae remember her name.

Dark hair.

Big diddies

 

I'd make sure the posh bird got dressed up in period costume (no, not one covered in blood and tampons) so that we could do the Lady Chatterley's Lover bit and I could be her bit of rough.

"Why, Mister Grove, I do declare that I am about to arrive. Please continue to shove it up my sh1tter!"

Actually her voice is a real turn off, too lispy and evidence of in-breeding amongst the upper classes.