You are the manager of our great club but you have to make one of these choices. Sign Rooney Sign Owen for 10 million Sign Nani or take a bullet! What would you do?
Take the gun and shoot all three.And say it was in self defence and then go off and shag Mrs Owen and Coleen McRooney and throw Nani's boyfriend(John O Shea) off a balcony.
He can be left that he can't father any kids,The world doesn't need anymore ****ing Michael Jackson stand ins. The difference between Fulham and Chelsea is Fulham didn't pay ã50 million for their statue.
Sign all three and make a humam centipede footballer "called Oroonani" it can dribble and swear and has dodgy knees and sleeps with grannies, and sell it to Chelsea for 75m
I'd sign Owen and then force him to do some 17 again style voodoo magic to turn him 17 again (as long as he doesn't turn in to Zack Effron), I'd then sort out some huge insurance package on him that gives me billions when he crocks
Bringbackfootee. Nice. You forgot he says '''Eeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmm'' a lot. He also holds the record for scratching himself during a 3 minute interview.
