I have a Lloyd Doyley impersonator coming to my kids party next week. He will run around in circles for 90 minutes, passing a ball to anyone not wearing yellow. Then, completely at random and for no reason, will hoof the ball into the next street. Should be fun. Do not606ers have any others in mind?
I've got a Jure Travener impersonator booked. He's cheap mainly because no-one knows what he does - and we're not even sure he'll turn up.
After him, we've got a Sean Dyche impersonator - apparently very good at pulling rabbits out of a hat.
We have a number of players impersonating Strikers at the moment............... (bit unfair as it's really the midfielders/tactics causing the problem)
Am thinking about getting Norwayhornet for the starring role in my son's play. They're doing Much Ado About Nothing
I cannot win now My beloved team wakes up and succeeds in survival! and I look a fool ! or I look like the oracle and we go down ! Please let option A happen!
What about Aunty Elton as a fairy god mother who with one swish of her wand will sprinkle fairy dust over The Vic and all our troubles will be gone!
Met a man who was standing still and occasionally jumping in a random manner. Every so often someone came to give him lots of cash. Said his name was Chris.......
Tried to book a impersonator of a tall scottish left midfielder unfortunately he said he had convinced watford he was Realy a footballer and signed for watford
What about option C? You celebrate your 'success' in the replacing of SD, his replacement is worse and we go down. How do you feel then?