Imagine

...a world where KFC delivered and satsumas were the size of oranges (and in season in January).

it'd certainly have made this morning better

 

KFC delivered in Malta. Another reason I miss that country

 

i actually hate you mick

 

Imagine they had teleportation machines instead of helipcopters........although the weather is due to clear up a bit.

Still don't think I'm getting home until Tuesday though.

 

" They " do have teleportation machines, its the usual mode of travel for the evil cabal of humanoid lizards who secretly run the planet.

Yes , the same ones who abduct the green fruit gums.