Just seen a guy in queen street station toilets standing naked from the waist down washing **** out of his jeans while 2 cops watch. Can gambol account for his where abouts between 1555 and 1600 this afternoon?
Stashing smack. Coppers gave him a tin of prunes to flush him out and you happened across the aftermath. Was the guy mumbling about his ex-wife's tits?
There was an Indian guy in the toilets in my work on the phone while pishing. I come out the cubicle and he has one hand on his hip, the other holding the phone and his trousers round his knees while he pished. He turned round and looked at me as if "get out my office, honky"
There was a wee English lad that lived round our way when we were younger. He was a bad wee bastard and was pelting cars with rocks one day when someone give chase and give him the fright of his life. He shat himself and decided a good option would be to steal a pair of under crackers and change in store. And of course he got caught in the act and everyone found about it. Imagine walking down the aisle and seeing that.
