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I'm ordering pizza from now on

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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I got in from work and couldn't be bothered to cook, so I ordered a takeaway. I ordered a kebab but when it arrived I realised I wasn't that hungry. Well that is the meal ruined now, cold kebab is disgusting so it has to go in the bin. If that was pizza, I would be able to reheat it and finish my meal.

    Pizza > Kebab
     
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  2. pieguts

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    Sound like a snob, but I can't stand any food reheated.
     
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    Cheers for that mate I might have to order a pizza now.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Needs a blog. <ok>
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You've just contradicted yourself in a few short words lol
     
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  7. Tdot

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    I like pizza because it’s flat like the earth. The elites..always hiding things in plain sight.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Nowt wrong with cold kebab.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Exactly, for the picky nuggets among us spread it out on a try and heat it under a grill.
     
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  10. Cheesy McNuggets Esq III

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    Pizza is better the next morning. Unless you've bought it from farmfoods
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    That's down to personal choice, I think that it's manky.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Give it to Piskie, the ****ing pikey eats some tramps leftovers from the pavement.

    Waste not want not...feed a pikey.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Yeah, you still got it @CBD saffy ?
     
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  14. Stan

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    I love a doner kebab. I eat them when sober but very rarely as a kebab shop owner in Manchester once told me how the meat is initially processed and why he’d never eat one himself!
     
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  15. Number 1 Jasper

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    Not had a diner kebab for a long time , like the ones with chunks of meat on a stick .

    Reminds me of Viz years ago . You could buy. Doner cards that read “ when I die , I would like someone to have my kebab “. Or something like that !
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    Isn’t it all mechanically recovered meat jet blasted from the carcass?
     
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  17. SpursDisciple

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    For cold pizza - heat a frying pan (no oil), get it hot and place cold pizza (bread side down). In 2 minutes it is crispy and hot and ready to eat again. You're welcome.
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    That works <ok>
     
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  19. SpursDisciple

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    I know <ok>
     
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  20. Cheesy McNuggets Esq III

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    Or you could eat it cold .much nicee
     
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