I'm on a backshift

I don't normally do shifts but a whole team are out of our office and I volunteered my own team to cover them.

As a result, I'm in the city centre and will be casually cruising the Coocaddens area in just over 2 hours time if anyone wants a dongfight or to take gear outside the St Andrew's ambulance building.

 

you should **** on someone's chair

 

I just need to figure out which cameras I'd need to take out then I'll be on that.

 

Whits the weather currently like up there?

 

Dark and cold.

The sorta night you should seek shelter in a friendly underpass.

 

Dark and cold, that rules out a Coocaddens cock fest for this soft southern ****.

 

What if the cocks were all superwarm?

 

Unlikely if the underpass dwellers are dressed in traditional Scottish garb!

Anything less than the full tartan kilt with an impressive well hanging sporran just doessn't do it for this West country swinging ***** ****.

 

Roon ye

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