I'm Offski

I'm away home for two weeks all to myself. Get to see Scotland pump some pseudo-commies on Wednesday too.

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good luck on the windmill of death

 

Have a good one Venom Is the pub first stop when you hit the beach?

 

Cheers boys. Aye, drop my gear off at home then down to the Old Kings Highway for a few scoops.

Went to take my bags upstairs there and it was foggy and snowing at the same time. Was about to start cursing Thor when the sun appeared out of nowhere and now there is barely a cloud in the sky. For once the God of Thunder is smiling down on me......

....or maybe it's Nixon-power???

 

1 hour.........

 

....till the next dissappointment

 

Chopper is in the air. Only way it's not coming here is if it goes down before then.

Honestly wouldn't be a big deal if I don't make it today, won't get into Aberdeen until half 6ish anyway. Another days pay and getting home at 11AM tomorrow instead.

But that aint happening anyway. I'm going to enjoy my first pint, and the second and all the others after it. Casino tonight too probably.

 

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bitch goes down

 

Chinooks. Dangerous bastards. Be safer in this:

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malaysian topgun?

 

Made it to Shetland motherfuckers. waiting for my plane, see you bawbags in dos weeks. Pints are in the post too, dribbling like a mental patient in anticipation.

 

quite fancied going to the game on Wednesday but I live to far away to go down on a weekday. Once I move down to Glasgow full time in the summer I wont have a problem

 

I wonder if Venom is lying in a ditch somewhere with his boxers round his head and socks in his back pocket.

After 2 pints