I'm not here to lay blame...

... for my unjust banning.

I was banned for being me. Nothing more. All of you are guilty on that score. Except for Sky (big up, Brother).

I've read most of the posts since I was silenced. Not one of you stood up for free banter. Not one.

But, that is how it played. I accept it. I was the scapegoat for every single one of your collective insecurities and failings.

I especially don't blame brb.

He did what all of you told him to do. That is what he does. I forgive him.

As I forgive all of you.

Now, I am going to be the bigger man. I am going to allow for all of your failings, and I am going to play the collective party line. I will litter my posts with smilies and I will agree with every single one or your collective inadequacies.

It is unfortunate that Sky's superb National petition didn't get the required quota to make Parliament, but I respect what he did.

All I ask is that you allow me and my family the time and space we need to adjust at this difficult time.

I will finish by congratulating Kane on the Golden Boot for the second year in a row. I'm sure that one of you will pop up and tell us all the last time that happened in the Prem. There are plenty who, three seasons ago, declared him a one-season wonder - well, there was only one who did that, and we all know who that was.

But, as I say, I'm am not here to lay any blame. I forgive you all. Even Pixie. And especially brb.

Let's all move on. Yeah?

 

This is like 13 Reasons Why on Netflix, we're all to blame and may do time for this.

 

Wahey, here he is. Welcome back, geeza.

 

Yep.

 

Thanks, mate.

As I say, I am the last person who is going to be pointing any fingers. I want to make that blindingly clear.

 

FFS HIAG

 

To be fair, Bope, HIAG's forgiven you for grassing on him. Should be pleased!

 

If you want.

Let's all move on.

 

I didn't grass on HIM, I grassed on everyone.
HE decided to get himself banned by provoking brb after he asked everyone to keep the bitching to one thread.

 

Bod knows that.

Grassing isn't a pretty word. But I won't have any of you lads having a pop at him. He did what he did and he has got to live with that.

I'm putting my arm around his shoulder and I ask you lads to do the same.

 

Too late, im enjoying my Pope gifs

 

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Twas extremely cool.
Cockness should not stand.
I aint 12, and we aint the Goonies.

 

its as ****ing boring as 13 reasons.

only Hiag does time

 

...for all of you.

I saw how Luvvy begged for mercy with his lame impersonation for me (big up to brb for nipping that atrocity in the bud).

I don't do begging. But I respect those of you who do - and that is most of you.

As I say, I don't blame any one of you - not one - for being the scapegoat for your collective inadequacies.

 

Ahem.

 

You are forgiven, mate.

 

i don't do begging and i have never had to

unlike when you begged the police to stop Piskie

 

You never put your head above the parapet. No need to be needlessly brave. I respect that.

I don't blame you for keeping a low profile. A lot of people like to follow the crowd and blend in. You are good at that. Don't feel bad. I will be the first person to defend your right to be the same as everyone else and to never stick up for those brave enough to dare to be different. You have my word on that.