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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Having just been informed that next year's auditions for the X Factor are in Sunderland I'm going to have a final fling at stardom. My missus reckons I'm a canny chanter so this is my song, what do you reckon lads?


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  2. Obi Wan

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    You could always sing the 'dorty monkey Mackem' song baldy. <ok>
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    <laugh>


    [video=youtube;tN_HVup9oOg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_HVup9oOg[/video]


    also I was expecting another goal like you promised :mad:
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    I think she said, gan canny on de canter.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    [video=youtube;Klq6CNUcsZw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klq6CNUcsZw[/video]

    more
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Obi.....how's it hangin?....<ok>


    I didn't realise you'd been released, must have been for good behaviour, either that or they'd put bromide in your tea.....<laugh>
     
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    3-0, 2-1 says it all, and all the refs are scum in the premier league.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    Evening Baldy. It's only a special one day release and I have to be on best, best behaviour.







    Know any good brothels around here?
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle 20 points

    Sunderland 7 points........tells a different story, ask my friend Kevin....<laugh>
     
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    Don't know of any brothels in Reading, however there's an old boiler gets in the Griffin just over Caversham bridge that takes "soft uns"....<laugh>
     
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    You still convinced you have imaginary friends Baldy?
     
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    They're only 4 points behind Norwich.
     
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    <laugh> I guess you would know <laugh>
     
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    He talks to them every night.
     
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    We're only 4 points off 2nd! <yikes>
     
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    That's what his wife says anyway.
     
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    Yes but -11 GD.
     
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    There's was nothing imaginary about Kevin Friend today, he definitely sent Brown off for bugger all....<laugh>
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Nothing wrong with giving them a head start! <whistle>
     
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