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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ilovetheno45, May 25, 2016.

  1. ilovetheno45

    ilovetheno45 Member

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    And Internet and wifi are terrible.. what's happening ?
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Rafa is staying.....we've won the championship and are back in the premier league....we've finished fifth and qualified for the Europa league...mackems have sacked hippo heed allardyce and are relegated at last...their fans have deserted this forum like they did last time they went down...and its raining here.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Dorts. You need to edit in a bit about the mackems doing leaving threads THEN deserting the forum. :)
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Its all those egos, Albert mate. They just can't get along. Funny as when they go off on one.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    So if we post answers on this thread you can see them ok, but you can't see the rest of the forum? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    ****
     
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    We've sold our best players and been relegated.
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    I told you this 12 months ago man
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Beat me to it <laugh>
     
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  10. ilovetheno45

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    Alright smart arse... its terrible in the sense that it takes ages to load the sky app or anything with pictures (even not rude ones) but the forum loads quicker before it cuts off
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Have to say that's a first.

    :emoticon-0138-think

    Must be the first time anyone has ever used the words "smart" and "Obi" in the same sentence ever, even if "arse" came after "smart".

    Whatever next?

    :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    But he didn't use the words "smart" and "Obi" in the same sentence.
    Although he did use "rude", "terrible" and "arse" :(
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

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    Sorry, I thought that was how Obi was spelt.

    <whistle>
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    He also said:
    T errible
    Rude
    E gotistical
    V irgin
    But I'm not sure who he was talking about
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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  16. Obi Wan

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    I'll just chop your arms and legs off. I have the higher ground.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    With your weight that higher ground will soon be flattened.

    #fatcunt
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    You are so cruel. You have no idea just how much mental damage your bullying does.


    Right, I'm off to eat a mega box of Krispy Kreme donuts to make me feel better.
     
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