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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Nov 27, 2011.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Whats for dinner?

    I'm having Stir-fry with spaghetti instead of noodles because noodles make your dick small.
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Is that a fact?

    <laugh>
     
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  3. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    I'm having jumbo sausages coz it makes your tadger grow...
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    look at the evidence, all noodle based cultures have small penises, china, japan, korea.

    Pasta based cultures are renowned womanisers, berlusconi
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Maybe Gary knew and this is what drove him to it?
     
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  6. MrWright!

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    Well i'm going to commit crime, listen to gangsta rap and eat chicken!

    that'll make my dingaling grow
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Watermelon for dessert <ok>
     
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  8. MrWright!

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    You racist bastard.
     
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  9. jerseymackem

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    I'm having 'potato mess'. Essentially, it's layers of sliced potato, salami and cheese, with a bit of egg to bind it together, in a big dish. In the oven till the top starts to go brown, possibly the best food on the planet <ok>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    are you irish?
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I just made chicken wings in BBQ sauce
    Made the sauce myself too

    Delish

    Finger foods are the best, chicken wings, ribs etc
     
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    chicken n chips
     
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  13. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    No, half-Italian
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I do some 'sicko' Italian dishes
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Pizza, potato wedges, garlic mushrooms, cheesy nachos... Think you might be on to something there <ok>
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    you like nachos? if so try this

    Get some grilled chicken flavour doritos/nacho crisps
    A jar of good pasta sauce (I like to do my own with pureed tomatoes)
    put the crisps in ovenr tray
    dice some onions jalapenos put those on top ( I prefer to cook these into the sauce)

    in a frying pan add some diced chicken (I prefer strips)
    add any spices etc you like, I add garlic basil oregan etc bit of chilli and salt
    Add the jar of sauce when chicken is cooked

    pour ontop of nachos/doritos

    add cheese and stick in oven untill cheese melts

    enjoy
     
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  17. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    That sounds great <ok>
    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <ok> no worries

    Used to work in a reputable Italian restaurant many years ago (love to cook)
     
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  19. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    You get around
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> you would be suprised

    I always had a phobia of being out of work (largely thanks to an old man who got made redundant then on incapacity)
    So the mantra was as many strings to the bow

    I know I get called walter mitty etc but its all true. I can chef in an indian/Italian/chinese restaurant and have done so. mainly because I enjoy it
    Just cook for family now
     
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