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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, Jul 13, 2018.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Not until next week, though.

    I've got a girl coming over to the playboy mansion, I've had sex with her before. We are going to be having sex and I'll be videoing it.

    You won't get to see it, though. This is for the Whatsapp group only.
     
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    Saf, Jul 13, 2018
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  2. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    <diva>
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Was expecting a live stream tbh.

    Is this directly linked to the 'memorable semi' thread? <whistle>
     
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    Libby, Jul 13, 2018
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    I'd like a close up of her bits bro

    Face aswell
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jul 13, 2018
  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Use plenty of lube if her strapon is on the big side.<ok>


    <whistle>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 13, 2018
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  6. Tdot

    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    Your partner...is he hot?
     
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    Tdot, Jul 13, 2018
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    <laugh>

    Anyway...what time is the England match?
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    I heard you had a tiny cock @Commachio to confirm.
     
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    brb, Jul 13, 2018
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  9. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Are you trolling Matth?
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... I may be late to this thread but it seems to suggest that Matth has been rogered by a troll and Saffy has filmed it? ... have I missed anything?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jul 14, 2018
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  11. Libby

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    Everything as per mate <whistle>
     
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    Libby, Jul 14, 2018
  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Jeez is Saffy going to get pegged?
     
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    He's going through transition mate, just don't tell fan.
     
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    brb, Jul 14, 2018
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Meh... 3 mins on whatsapp. And that's if you do it twice <whistle>
     
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