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I'm going to commit suicide.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by irishgreen, Jan 15, 2012.

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  1. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Is there anyone on here who has did it before?
    All tips will be welcome.Thanks from the hereafter <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 15, 2012
  2. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Theres some prick on here who has failed 3 times giving advice out on another thread, how to do it properly, try asking him <laugh>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jan 15, 2012
  3. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    put a load of WD40 up your japs eye <ok>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jan 15, 2012
  4. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    What is your obsession with wd40 ? <grr>
     
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  5. MrWright!

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    Wouldn't that just make your spunk fly out at record speeds?!
     
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  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Because he did not realise when he set a group up, that UB40 was allready taken.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jan 15, 2012

  7. Paulie Gualtieri

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    it's sneaky advertising <ok> subliminal messages and all that ****. a good product to remove **** from your shoe would be WD40 btw ...
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jan 15, 2012
  8. nufc4life

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    well if anyone on here had done it <they wouldnt have been done properly the answer is in the question irish
     
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    nufc4life, Jan 15, 2012
  9. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Death by WD40 Hmmmmmmmmmmmm never considered that. <scratcheshead>
     
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  10. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    ****, you're quick dude <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 15, 2012
  11. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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    "if any one has did it"

    <laugh> <laugh> I'm guessing no duh
     
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    Tom_BCFC, Jan 15, 2012
  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    great news, it saves a ban
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 15, 2012
  13. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    It's not the answer <ok> due to contractual disagreements I can no longer endorse a certain water dispersal product, you could however fill all your body cavities with some Gripfill
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jan 15, 2012
  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Here's the Headmaster.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 15, 2012
  15. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    You can't ban me Syd, I'm non controversial <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 15, 2012
  16. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Oh ****, new job <laugh>
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 15, 2012
  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I promise that when the day comes I will NOT allow any jokes about your passing for three days, even on the Newcastle board

    PS, are you gay
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 15, 2012
  18. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Nope.But when the day does come let them joke away to **** Sid. <ok>
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    no, fair is fair, just because you are not Welsh you still will be respected, sort of. No Irish or Green jokes please and we may have a donation page and floral tributes.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 15, 2012
  20. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Just stick a daffodil up me arse Syd and we'll call it quits <ok>
     
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