I'm going to bring home the Gold Medal next year

I've been accepted to represent The UK in next years Paralytic Olympic Games in the 100m Dash for your Pint.

Basically you have a pint of every other athletes national drink before you start & at the end of the track is your own drink, which when you reach the finish line, you have to down in 1.

I only have 2 serious challengers:

The Russian & his Vodka & some Caribbean & his Rum.

I will not let you down

I have told all the kids & family & friends to just buy me vodka & rum for Christmas, just so i can be in peak form for the summer.

Huth For Gold starts here.

 

Cheers, you wanna sponsor me?

 

you are a victim of ding porn

 

I do not know what sicko beat me too the........ Gary Glitter Underage Marathon event, that was a ****ing certain Gold