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I'm Going Off (The Roof With No Penis) Son

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    VenomPD, Apr 17, 2014
  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I hope it's not Bealey.
     
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    Patience, Apr 17, 2014
  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Nah, that guy clearly hasn't had a 3 pass shave today...
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 17, 2014
  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    But was he wearing a bespoke suit?
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No but he has a bespoke genital area now.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 17, 2014
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'd rather cut off my cock than listen to the Wu Tang Clan
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 17, 2014
  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 17, 2014
  8. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Why would anyone cut their own willy off then jump out of a window? Clearly he made a mistake or changed his mind.
     
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    Shameless, Apr 17, 2014
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The whole thing sounds like a school science experiment about mass, acceleration and gravity gone tragically wrong.

    Did anyone record if the willy or his body hit the ground at the same time, or was it willy first or body first ?
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 17, 2014
  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Oh for **** sake, does it always have to be me that asks .... did he go off half-cocked ?
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 17, 2014

  11. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Bit of a dick if you ask me
     
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    Shameless, Apr 18, 2014

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