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"I'm filming it for my safety"

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/18/polic...tricted-duties-over-car-attack-video-6135583/
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    One of our Bredren is pulled over by the Po Po and refuses to get out of the car. Officer loses his rag big time and smashes the f*ck out of the car windscreen.

    You can hear Terrence bleating like a lamb "What's the problem officer?" The problem is you've been repeatedly asked to get out of the car and instead of doing as your told you sat there and filmed the Rozzer.

    What happened to the Police wearing cameras? Maybe then you could have their side of events.

    Turns out to be mistaken identity #theyalllookthesame
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    'I'm not racist, I have loads of black friends'

    <doh>

    Twat.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Do white people actually have black friends or is it just a myth like Simon's black friend Josh or whatever his name is meant to be?
     
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  4. Simon's black friend Josh

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    Why don't you ask Simon?

    Hi good people
     
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    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Someone has too much time on his hands.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I have one.
     
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    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    A fortune teller told me was going to marry a black man, does that count?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And I got the story from Metro, does that add to your beel? You should be in a better frame of mind having seen Twatford hump United at the weekend.
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I had one but he died

    A) Drive by
    B) Martyrd
    C) Drugs
    D) Surrendering
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oh i don't know...E probably.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl> Aldo dishing out skelpings this morning.
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    E for me tae <ok>
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Hi Josh how's the drainage work going ? Good yield?
    Meet up for Nandos again Friday?
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    That was Venom not Ahmed
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Anyone seen the video of the woman going tonto cos some fella said Hello to her? Saying he was sexist and stuff.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    No.

    I watched something posted on here about women getting bitch slapped which linked to a video of a woman walking around in the snow complaining about sexist marker poles. The only explanation anyone could find for her indignation was that the warning poles were painted orange which she seemed to think was offensive to lesbianists because of the association of orange jumpsuits worn by rug munchers in prison. It was a full-on beel worthy of GCers.
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    No
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It was staged
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    It was snowing.
     
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