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Im bored. So heres Lawro!

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  1. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    Lawro never fails to cheer me up. He hasnt let me down this week as he has us down for a home draw with QPR. Does he even mention us in the following 5 paragraphs. Also, did he notice we beat a Premier league team without Ba last week?

    Cheers tho' Lawro!

    Newcastle vs QPR
    New QPR manager Mark Hughes has got a lot of work to do but this is a great time for him to take over. They haven't won a league game for such a long time that there is no great pressure on him.

    Going to Newcastle will not be an easy start but we should remember the Magpies have lost Demba Ba to the Africa Cup of Nations and I think a point is a possibility for Rangers.

    Hughes brings with him a good coaching staff in Mark Bowen and Eddie Niedzwiecki. They are clever boys, who have been watching a lot of Premier League games since leaving Fulham last year. They will have been looking at players and thinking about who they might go for if they get a job with a top-flight side.

    That's why I think the QPR team you see on Sunday will be quite different to the one we will see in a couple of weeks, because of who they are going to bring in and the way they are going to start playing.

    Rangers' next four games after this one are Wigan, Aston Villa, Wolves and Blackburn. Those are the games where you pick your points up and I think they will get a decent return.

    Prediction: 1-1


    Just incase you havent seen what his 'league table' would look like if you took all of his predictions, its below. Please note the position of Wolves, ourselves and that of Blackburn...........

    Lawrenson's Predictions MD 21
    # Team P GD Pts
    1 Manchester United 21 29 57
    2 Manchester City 21 31 53
    3 Chelsea 21 26 46
    4 Tottenham Hotspur 21 21 45
    5 Arsenal 21 18 45
    6 Liverpool 21 20 42
    7 Everton 21 9 38
    8 Wolverhampton W 21 -4 32
    9 Sunderland 21 -6 25 9
    10 Stoke City 21 -4 23 10
    11 Aston Villa 21 -4 23 11
    12 Blackburn Rovers 21 -11 19
    13 Newcastle United 21 -12 18

    14 Swansea City 21 -18 18
    15 Norwich City 21 -19 18
    16 West Bromwich Alb 21 -8 17
    17 Fulham 21 -11 17
    18 Queens Park Rangers 21 -20 16
    19 Wigan Athletic 21 -20 16
    20 Bolton Wanderers 21 -17 12
     
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  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Clueless, ugly, boring, horrible ****er!
     
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    earlier in the season he had us in the relegation zone and wolves in the top four
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    But what do you think of Lawro? <whistle>
     
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    Burrrrrrn <laugh>.
     
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  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    <laugh> I knew someone was gunna say something like that
     
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    Ah, looks like we're keeping Tiote for the game then! <doh>

    Half-assed, badly researched or just un-researched rubbish again. Seriously can't belive he gets paid for this carp
     
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    Oh, Mark.

    Yes, Demba and Tiote are out, but QPR's missing men include Traore, Taarabt, Barton and Faurlin. Our back up squad might leave a lot to be desired, but Rangers' is even worse.
     
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    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    I'm pleased.

    I could have seen QPR getting a point.

    But that would mean Lawro would be right, which can't happen. So it's either a win or a loss, and I know which is more likely
     
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  10. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Yep. Their central midfield could be Derry/Buzsaky :emoticon-0102-bigsm. Cabaye should have a field day.
     
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  11. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    and with santon instead of raylor at lb no problem vs swp :D
     
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  12. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    Their defense has injury problems aswell. Dare I say start Shola?
     
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  13. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    He has been playing on the left recently like. But, playing ****e more often than not
     
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  14. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    Yeah, I'd consider playing both Shola and Best with Hatem on the wing like. But, wouldn't be against Hatem up with one of the strikers and Raylor on the wing
     
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    You don't want your attack to have their own problems as well do you? ha ha
     
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    a mackem mocking shola's goalscoring abilities? how ironic
     
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  17. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    think raylor on the wing is a better play free hatem up a bit more
     
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  18. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    This

    <party>.
     
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  19. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    Yeah I'd probably agree. Raylor never played against Blackburn so I think he's a certainty to play like.
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;BddTrOgkM-U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BddTrOgkM-U[/video]

    fast forward to 1:59
     
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