im back what have i missed??????????

back from africa, left when we all complaining that we weren't signing anyone... but now!!! dayuuummmmn, its all looking like a mid-table team to me... maybe another defender..

missed you guys

 

Welcome back to the madhouse MVR, we've even won some silverware but the Goons are still running the asylum...

 

Flippin' heck. WOW you sure have missed the big news whilst you've been away.

Messi signed for the R's on Monday.
Warnock resigned last Wednesday having bought a fish'n'chip shop and rock emporium in Newquay.
Ecclestone sold the club on E-bay for £97m, but the Russian buyer has yet to pay up.
If the money comes through the club will be relocated to Moscow and renamed Tsar Park Rangers.
Briatore arrested for his part in Bunga Bunga parties.
Ecclestone could end up in a German jail for fraud relating to F1.
Rowan Vine sold to Barcelona for £87m.
Work starts on new stadium on the old BBC site in November.

What a time for you to be away!

 

One of the above is true! But which one ......

 

I know Messi is a lie. He signed Tuesday not Monday.

 

Eamon, you are a leg end

 

yes, good bit of business on vine, that. i still think we should and could have held out for a bit more.

 

NW fishnchips are lush

 

Maida, were you out in Nambia building a school, or something?

 

yeh exactly that actually, with the school and that

 

Well good for you, that is most impressive. How did it go?

 

Come on MVR, that's massive. Why so modest? You've got to give us a bit more than what you have so far...

What's Namibia like? Did you convert any of the local people to Rangers (if not, why not)? Did you see any blue and white hoops out there?

 

Come on Maida, why the reluctance to tell the story? Play this right, you could probably get featured in the match day programme. Building a school for under privileged kids in Africa. Its more worthy than anything I've done in my life.