Look at me Mick posting Guardian links . Stockholm clinic hands out penis measuring tapes http://gu.com/p/4ekax?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard
Skip straight to the comments for the puns. My sister used to carry a 12" ruler out on a date to see if the guy would measure up. She has a foot fetish.
I bought some of those once, it said "Ribbed, for her pleasure" on the box, so when we got down to it I turned it inside out.