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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Treble, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. Treble

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    Betteridge's law of headlines applies.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    This thread should be shut down so I can create it <laugh>
     
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  4. I have been impressed with young Rashford.

    I hope that Levy makes a cheeky bid for him, during the Summer. I'm betting he'd love to come to Spurs for some real development at our academy, under the expert watchful eye of Poch. He'll be in the England squad in no time.

    What do you think we'd get him for? £25 million? I think the Glaziers ought to bite our hand off for that.
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Swap for Kane ?

    actually I am yanking your chain as Kane would me mad to to United - unless Jose goes there
     
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    I hope the Spuds cane keep Kane, so he will develope into a top striker.
     
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  7. Stan

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    You were watching United while Spurs were playing? Again?
     
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    HIAG the voyeur. How ironic <laugh>
     
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  9. Ironic? In what way?

    Are you suggesting that I have United players spying on me, trying to catch a glimpse of my gnads?
     
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    No it just reminds me of that whole voyeur thing Jose accused Wenger of towards Chelsea. Quite ironic that you seem to be showing traits of Wengeritis considering your opinion of him <whistle>
     
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  11. Tobes

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    He's the type to hide in his own wardrobe peeping out while his Mrs is getting a pounding by a Latvian from the car wash
     
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  12. The fact that you have thoughts like that says far more about you than it does about me, that is for certain.
     
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  13. Treble

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    <laugh>

    and HIAG probably keeping more of an eye on the Latvian.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... getting a little concerned that my Latvian car washer impersonation may have been rumbled... perhaps it's just paranoia, but I get the feeling I'm being watched every now and then. ... :)
     
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    You're ok for now FF, but the minute you feel someone tickling your balls and screaming "whose your daddy in London", it's best you call the police and report HIAG before he gets too carried away.
     
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  16. Lads, I'm being serious, now. I love a bit of banter, like we all do, but this homo-erotic fantasising has got to stop! I don't know if you two have noticed, but whilst you have been fantasising about pounding arses and tickling balls, HIAG walked of the room ages ago, and it's just you two, rubbing hard on each other's cocks.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... you valk out hov vroom coz you finish before me yes? ... no vonda lydee lak my waxy shining eh?
     
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