IF?

you were a kafflick, would you tell any ****?

 

I certainly wouldn't, monaco, I'll tell you that for **** all.

 

Aye awrite then, but if a man asked youu to go into the woods and he ****ed you, would you say **** all?

 

Naw, would I **** ya weirdo!!

 

Ok, then, you want to come a walk in the woods then, monaco, ya sexy bastard?!

 

You took that too far, you ****ing idiot.

 

Who the **** are you talking to, ya ****ing bam? What are the **** are trying to do, taking me into the woods? I told you, I don't like the bastard woods.

 

hullo, doll

 

shut it ya bam, i'll rip yer head aff!

 

No problenm, but at least speak normally, as opposed to that pish

 

Fair enough, I get what you mean.

 

****ing right you get what I mean, it isn't ****ing difficult, clown.

 

I'll ****ing clown you, ya ****

 

Ok, sorry mate, but I'll tell you something, the ratio of replies to views, is pretty good.

 

Is it?

 

Aye.

 

Ok, I believe you then.

 

Why would you not?

 

**** off, you're doing my **** in. I'm going to Barrie's sister's house. Idiot.

 

Ok, toodlepip xx i ****ing love ya man