What a legend. I can safely say I've never left a job like this. I told the newsagent to "shove his papers up his arse" when I had a paper-round. Never went to work on acid and smeared cake-mix on my face though.
****ing awesome I remember I emailed a pub manager in Edinburgh about meeting him to discuss a job. I got this reply "WOOO... YOU WANNA HOOK PLAYA? DADDYS GOTTA SWEET TOOTH TONIGHT!! **** YEAH!! **** YEAH!! WOOO!! HEAR ME KNOW!!!" I phoned the pub up and was told the guy I email was sacked for getting pished and rattling Charlie in work. What a ****ing legend