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If your club was a fish....

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by crumble bungle, May 13, 2016.

  1. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    how would you describe it?

    Sunderland would be a bottom feeder as we are (hopefully that will change) always scrapping for bits on the bottom.
    Man Utd, Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal would be the equivalent to killer whales, top predators etc.
    How do you see other teams in the premiership, obviously not Newcastle as they wont be in it next year <laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Safc..flounder. hangimg around the bottom and only moving when you can be arsed.

    West Ham. Japanese fighting fish. Pretty to look at but are evil little twats.
     
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    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    I wonder what London club could be a 'Thames Trout' ? - plus I could think of a few teams that are a load of 'Pollocks' <cheers>
     
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    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    Norwich was a salmon, climbed all the way to the premiership then spunked up and died.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Leicester. Sailfish. Giving it large and enjoying yourself. But you know a big big **** off shark is gonna knack ya soon
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

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    Liverpool, a stinking, rotten eel washed up on the shore that a scruffy whippet has just emptied a gut full of diarrhea on.
     
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    Swansea. A goldfish. ****ing useless. Just there. Nee one gives a **** if you flush them down the bog.
     
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    Newcastle would have to be a clown fish..No explanation needed..
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Newcastle - battered, with plenty of scraps.
     
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    West Ham ...more like lap dancers or Thai lady boys...the only way they managed to get an expensive stadium for nothing was by seducing the Olympic Ctte
     
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    I dont think you quite get the fish idea. Unless you are on about stinking kippers.
     
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    Amish people don't get cancer.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    <laugh>. WTF?

    This has got to be one of the most random posts ever.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I can only assume he's posted that on the wrong thread, maybe meant for General Chat, either that or it's gone right over my head.

    Interesting statistics to back up the statement nonetheless though.
     
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    I Wander.ftm.
     
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    Newcastle: Tiddler, who's supporters think are in fact a killer whale.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Steve Guppy
    Mark Fish.
    Jack 'the kipper' Colback.
    Steve Taylor fish.
     
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    Likes a tiddler or two.
     
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