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If your became UEFA president

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Nov 24, 2015.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What would you implement?

    Ditch FFP but limit a club from spending more than £125M in a year with no more than 65% of income on wages.

    Also the club must start a game with a minimum 5 players born from your own country, unless they have been in your youth team from the age 14.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No more international breaks all over the place.

    International teams get January and Summer.

    Instead of penalties... Sudden death but every 5 minutes each team needs to withdraw 2 players from the field. (theory being fewer players means more likely a goal will occur)... Obviously stop at 1 vs 1.
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    A cayman island bank account <whistle>
     
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    Scrap international football.
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Finally put a stop to Scottish foot?
     
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  6. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I'd want money,- lots of it. I know how to run a football regulatory body.

    Got my eyes on Lichenstein for the 2026 W.C. -<ok>
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Make sure you open that bank account in the Cayman Islands. Those batards in Switzerland can't be trusted anymore!
     
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  8. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    It's an independent country. They do have a monetary union with Swutzerland, but their financial and banking system is independent - and very secretive too.

    It's only just over 10sq miles and a population of 36,000. But, WTF, I'm more than ready to be 'persuaded' that it's the perfect place for the W.C.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    If I was UEFA President, you'd get a 15k Rolex watch for making that post ;)
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Cheapskate! :biggrin:
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    That's why Dyke never touched his 15k Rolex gift from the Brazil WC. Too cheap :D
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I would put an end to poverty and bring about world peace.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'd introduce a compulsory quota of women into each club just for the inevitable carnage and media frenzy.
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    playing staff? That'd be interesting.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    what a buzz killer <grr>

    <laugh>
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I would certainly bring in painted on women's kit. Eco conscious <ok>
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I have "assured" them of my vote and they have "assured" me that my bribe is in the post
     
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  18. NLDISRED

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    I would make a rule where you can only hire 1st team non playing staff in the summer transfer window. So if you where to sack your manager you have to promote internally
     
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  19. NLDISRED

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    I would also host a premier league vs la liga all star match at the end of each season with all proceeds going to my self
     
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    No self respecting bribe fits through a letterbox <whistle>
     
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