"F*** Off! Andy King will only get better, give us £3m and Yakubu" Although i think its unlikly that Sven would ever say F*** Off
just give us 5 mil and you can keep the yak, cos we dont want your overpaid cast offs................
Sven would say, "Andy King is a very good player and we would be very unluuurky to lose him. He is young and needs football so needs to be patient. I understand this very much but we wait....and see" "Yakubu scores goals and is good player but is a lazy bast. And of course, his wages is very much. This is the problem we face, but we wait...and see"
£3 million and Beckford would make me consider it and probably say 'deal'. But we know that won't happen.
So judging by the fact we're paying £4m for Beckford, I take it you guys rate King at £7m!!! Wow, if Moyes came in for him at that price, he'd need a new cybernetic hand.
Did I put £4. Sorry that's a mistake. I mean £1 - you could buy the whole Everton squad for four quid!
Erm, David... We have revised the offer and would like to accept, we hope we're not too late... Oh he's left Everton to play at Blackburn for peanuts? Bollocks.