If you were a woman....

what sort of tits do you think you'd have?

I reckon I'd have wee tits - nice, perky tits, but quite wee - like the woman in Shaun of the Dead.

34B spilling into a C occasionally.

But then, I'd probably have sagged and went up a bit since I'd end up having a few weans being a wee slut and all...


So, they'd probably be 36C now but a bit saggy.

What sort of puppies do you think Yahweh would've blessed you with?

 

Pud Boobs, like Meatloaf in Fight Club.

 

interesting...

What about the nips?

Big, flat, dark areola with a broad nip that doesn't stick out much?

I'd have wee pink stoatirs.

 

Big stiff ones like Scammell Wheel Nuts so I can put a CD on them and spin it.

 

A proper measure of how perky your tits are is how many CDs you can get on the end of the nips.

http://rude.com/v/P9pqo6Iv4gM/view/cd-rack-by-mizbehaven/

 

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I'd like to have the tits on the wee burd doon the offie.

 

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Useless without pics.

 

Pud comforts Bib

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She seems to disappear into the stock room whenever I walk in. I think she may be onto me.

 

That's where she goes for a fly flick in a darkened corner.

 

Nigella boobs.

Id be playing with them all day!!

 

I shall take that thought with me next time I go in

 

Naw, take a phone and get a picture of her dids.

What sort of handful are we talking here?

Smurf?

Hulk?

 

You'd probably be bed-ridden with chronic back pain anyway.

 

**** you all ...

 

Nothing too big. I wouldn't want to be getting pestered by pervs like Gambol and bib all the time.

Probably a 34C or thereabouts.

 

I take it there's no chance of a diddy ride then?

 

I never said that did(dy) I ...