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If you were a taxi driver

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  1. Johnbhoy#7

    Johnbhoy#7 Member

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    And a very hot sexy lady offered you a toolsuck instead of the for example £50 fare what would you chose?
     
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    Johnbhoy#7, Mar 17, 2010
  2. Neville Bartos

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    that is a ridiculous question. obviously the BJ
     
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    Neville Bartos, Mar 17, 2010
  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    I'd settle for a shag <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 17, 2010
  4. Castleger

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    A guy I play golf with is a taxi driver and this situation happened to him.

    she was around 55, ****in steamin drunk, and she offers Alan (taxi driver) a BJ as payment, stating that she does this on a regular basis.(with taxi drivers, not like Morrisons FFS)

    The bold Alan says, "That's great hen, I'll just take the fiver you owe me" <laugh>

    the old dear was ****ing ranting and raving abouthim being a ****ing ****ter <laugh>
     
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    Castleger, Mar 17, 2010
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    There was a taxi driver telling me and my mates how he has a mirror positioned so he can see up birds skirts.......

    .......he was taking us to our prom and we were in kilts <yikes> <doh>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 17, 2010

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