If you have a daughter!

and she brought her new boyfriend home and this turned up, in 10 words or less, what would you say?

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Grow your hair, you look like a yob.

 

I'd ask him to lean back a little to make it easier for himself to remove one of the offending implements before reinserting it sideways across his throat.

Do I win?

 

How about, fork off

 

How do mate, my name's Billy. Pass uz one of them knives lad, this steak's tough as a welders bench.
I quite like you youngun, you might come in handy.

 

If your'e happy with this man & he treats you right, then that's alright by me

 

Leave!

 

“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

 

you ****ing maggy twat, stay away from my baby!

 

Very understanding if a little hard to believe

Short and sweet

Now who said that, just slips my mind

I believe this one

 

Was wondering how long it would take for that one to come up, ................................ not too long.

 

Shows you how I dont look for it, I honestly thought it said maggot, speed reading not my thing

 

i couldn't resist haha

 

Well we know its not a mackem, we are not allowed sharp implements.

 

'Hello Knife, I missheard my daughter, I thought she said you were in the Swiss Army. Can I have some of your antipsychotics, they must be strong'

 

Don't join not 606 safc board, no ****er can read.

 

or count

 

Why would I date my own daughter???

 

I hear some do

 

Have you been to Texas?