If you had a chimney

And you came home one day and could hear someone struggling in your chimney breast qhat would you do?

Light ithe fire and tell the kids theres no xmas this year.

Help the poor chap out. And offer him jaffa cakes and fruit punch

Or call the coppers so you could all have a good chortle together.

If none of these options are suitable or indeed you dont have a chimney. Just make something up.

 

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Do you use it to put the holes in polo mints?

 

Remember you could buy a packet of polo mint holes?

I do.

 

Is it Santa or ER stuck in the chimney? One's coming to deliver presents to the kids, and the others delivering cum presents to the kids.

 

Will he be dressed in a Michael Jackson costume?

 

Doubtful. ER usually just wears his stained-yellow y-fronts, a vest with baked beans spilled down the front, and a sexual grimace upon his face.

 

Obsessed.

 

Aye, you are obsessed with kids. ****ing disgusting. No wonder you're not allowed joint custody.