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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...why the **** would you be on this forum?
     
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    Gambol, Jan 26, 2015
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    So I could lord it over all you ****s, obviously.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 26, 2015
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Be careful how you speak to me sonny. I've still to critique your book on Amazon. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jan 26, 2015
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'd be a Black Belt in Taekwondo
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 26, 2015
  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    a nine inch cock .... instead of this 16 incher. badum tshh
     
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    Hash., Jan 26, 2015
  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ****ety ****.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 26, 2015
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Brilliant
     
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    Gambol, Jan 26, 2015
  8. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    The only thing you'll ever be a black belt in pal is origami <laugh>
     
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    King Shergar, Jan 27, 2015
  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Patience, Jan 27, 2015
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The new app gives a preview of the threads content so this was ruined for me, sorry fingers
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jan 27, 2015

  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Comedy gold again. Absolutely hilarious, however the question remains, If you can lie about yours why can't I lie about mine? That's what the Internet is for, so that people can pretend to be things they are not.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 27, 2015
  12. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    I've always wished someone would give this (unt a good dooing, he was my old mans best mate from school but turned into a junkie alchoholic phuk.

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    Rubber Johnny, Jan 27, 2015

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