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If You Could Fight Anyone.....

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Who would you fight?

    Could be a historical figure, could be a current celebrity, could even be a cartoon character. Your choice.

    I pick Stephen Hawking. Simply because it would be fun and easy and their hopefully isn't much chance he'll get any punches in on me. He could ram my shins with his chair but that'd be about it.
     
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  2. Jedward 2 v 1
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    <laugh> You'd still win easily. I'd actually pay for it on Sky Box Office to watch you give them a kicking Nev.
     
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    I'd love to fight that wee prick Dungeon Master. After the weekends debauchery the heebie jeebies took me to Dungeon and dragons land <yikes>

    It's pay back time mother ****er!!!!!!!!
     
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  5. NOLUWDC

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    close call between subo and chris moyles
     
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    Matt Dawson
     
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    Moyles is a ****ing ace answer. He'd get his **** kicked in.
     
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    I suppose you could always batter moyles to death with subo, kill 2 birds with 1 stone?
     
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    Ben Sheppherd of GMTV - i hate the ****- dunno why

    Oh and that Michael McIntyre **** also

    <ok>
     
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  10. BolloBollo

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    Danny Dyer the fackin nonse <ok>
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    Matt Dawson is a smug bastard, i couldnt be a fair fight though <ok>

    i'd better start training more. it'll be worth it though.
     
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    Matt Dawson AND Danny Dyer are a right pair of fannys. But for different reasons.

    TAG TEAM TAKEDOWN!!
     
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  13. NOLUWDC

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    You know Danny Dyer wouldn't fight, he would get the worlds hardest Granny to fight for him, ****
     
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    Maddie McCanns da.
    Apart from murdering his daughter, he is is smug ****. <grr>
     
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  15. NOLUWDC

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    Alex Reid, that **** couldn't box eggs!!
     
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    ****ing toffee Venom <raindownthepain>
     
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    <laugh>

    Wasn't Danny Dyer ****ing it off Gers fans a couple of years back when he did that TV show for Bravo. Weren't some casuals after him?
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    i dont think i could fight them both, i'm not all that confident i'll beat dawson, i just know that even if i lose i'll at least **** up his depth perception <ok>

    even danny dyer could easily swing it for him. i suppose if the first thing i did was try and take dyer out it might happen.

    i'll be honest, i'll probably try and sneak a razorblade in.
     
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  19. RDW1

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    Is Dyer not only about the same height as Brum anyway?
     
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  20. RDW1

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    Oh, David Cameron too.
    Sick of the sight of that **** already.
     
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