You'd need it cos any more gaunching on here to posters, they'll all come looking you! Oh and i'd like to fly
When I was at school, my best mate's bruv (who was a couple of years older than us) was on the dole. He used to get his free bus pass and spend all day travelling round the town, sitting at the back of the bus upstairs, ****ing. Just ****ing. That's all. He had the MOST terrible complexion ever. Coincidence? I think not!!
I'd film you doing it. Oh wait i wont be able to see you. My super hero power would be the ability to click my fingers and morph into someone else. I.e I would morph into one or jordons (kt price) boyfriends and beat the living crap out of her, or i would morph into hugh hefner and have my way.
I would also have to go invisible and spend my day guarding the ladies changing rooms at the leisure centre