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If we were lucky enough to win on Saturday....

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by Guru of Ipswich, May 13, 2015.

  1. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    what do you think would be the most painful to take for the arrogant budgies?

    a good stuffing?

    A last minute goal?

    A last minute equaliser then win on penalties?

    I would go for a last minute own goal winner.
     
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  2. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    A 96th Minute winner from Bart who comes up for the corner! <ok>
     
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  3. stretchyboy

    stretchyboy Well-Known Member

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    I'd prefer a 91st minute back pass from Brad Johnson which Ruddy takes a swipe and misses..
     
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  4. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    would that be because of a bobble because they didn't water the pitch enough?
     
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  5. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    We win on penalties...

    It would mean that we hadn't beaten them in open play over four matches but still ruined their season...
     
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  6. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    I must admit welly, that would be bloody funny!
     
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  7. stretchyboy

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    Or how about a goal given for a ball that hadn't crossed the line? Or a blatant off side goal?
    Or even better, they kick the ball out so our player can get treatment for a feigned injury, only to see us not give the ball back and score a goal.
     
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  8. Bigalreigned

    Bigalreigned Well-Known Member

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    What we did to Watford away,94th minute hoof up field latched onto by Sear's and laid off to 92nd minute sub Didsy who calmly beats the entire knackered Budgie back four before he rounds Ruddy(twice) and coolly slots home on his knees with his head!!(oh wait that was a dream I had last night)
     
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  9. Canary Rob

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    I can safely say I think this would be the worst, particularly because you may or may not recall that Fer scored a goal against Cardiff in similar fashion which was specifically ruled out by the ref (arguably against the rules, though definitely the right decision for fairness).

    I can see us having stayed up last season if we'd had those two additional points.
     
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  10. Bigalreigned

    Bigalreigned Well-Known Member

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    Err,you were relegated by three points and a vastly inferior goal difference-stop banging on about the past!
     
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    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    That's why I said "I can see us having stayed up last season" rather than "We would have stayed up". Comprehension not your strong point?
     
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    Bigalreigned Well-Known Member

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    And arithmetic is obviously not yours.You still needed another win, or are you going to claim you were cheated out of another three points? It's all academic anyway.
     
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  13. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    I would just repeat my last post, but I think you still wouldn't get it...

    Best of luck Saturday, may the best team win
     
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    Bigalreigned Well-Known Member

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    Probably logic as much as arithmetic....but yeah,best man and all that<cheers>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. stretchyboy

    stretchyboy Well-Known Member

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    Ah, one man's (obsessive) affection for another man - I never realised Johnson was such a gay icon in your part of the world.
     
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  17. Westlake33

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    One thing always makes me laugh about flower tattoos.

    Could he even name the flower?
     
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  18. fieldmarshall

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    Does he even know his own name Westy?
     
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  19. Bigalreigned

    Bigalreigned Well-Known Member

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    He has got the sort of face you wouldn't tire of slapping.
     
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  20. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    Jealousy's a terrible thing lads. It's not his fault your missus would rather **** him than you.
     
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