If we stay up I'll..............

To help the gods favour us I thought I'd put a thread up where we can sacrifice certain acts to help gain favour....

Here we go for me..


If we stay up I'll........ post a pic of an ex girlfriend up on here for all to see (no names though)

 

I'll pull my foreskin over my head, blow my balls up until fully inflated and float over Melton Mowbray singing The Blaydon Races.

 

I'll donate half my winnings from my Newcastle to win 5-0 bet to drinks for the regs at a meet up.

 

I'll take my air rifle and burst your balls oon.

 

I bet it's a ginger lass that I know.

 

LOL- moi?

 

Will you donate all of your rep to the Wigan board?

 

have some special Inflati-balls rep

 

I'll swallow Pardew's load.

 

Haha

 

Have you thought this through? Or are you that certain that we'll go down?

 

I'll give the first Wigan poster to ask... 1,000,000 user points.

 

Lol

 

I'd actually take Tash out and get him hammered on a mans drink.

 

Your generosity sounds impressive, but we all know it's an empty promise, as there are no Wigan fans.

That said, for 1m points, I expect Hoops might pretend to be a Wigan fan for the day.

 

I think Martinez is very sexy .... does that count

 

He'd change his username for that..l

 

Erm.... No, lol

 

Actually, if we stay up I'll give another 1m points to the first genuine toon newbie who signs up between now and the end of the arsenal game.

 

Mrtiote's latest alias!