If they could see me now...

Just sat here on a normal Saturday night and I was thinking how funny I would look to someone outside if there was a gap in my curtains. I'm happy to share if you are. Imagine your webcam is on. Describe the scene in any infinisimate detail you feel necessary...

As a disclaimer I feel I ought to add tht this is purely an opportunity to be descriptive and not to actually take a picture of yourself and post it up here.

I am sat here completely naked with a cushion over my Johnson and a plate of freshly made lasagne on the cushion, keeping half an eye on here and half an eye on fifa. I'm trying to sneak mouthfuls of food in between goalkicks and clicking refresh to see if there is (why would there be at this time of night?) any breaking transfer news. The reason for my nudity is I'm running a bath and I just bought one of those stubble trimmers which has just charged and I wanted to test it before the mirror got steamed up from the bath but needed to strip so I didn't get hair on my clothes. Time has really got the better of me today, which is why I'm having my tea right now when I've been planning to cook it since yesterday and have had the ingredients since lunch. When I get in the bath I'm going to have a read of Birdsong by Sebastian Faulkes. My girlfriend goes back to her parents at the weekend to teach drama to kids and I jsut lose all sense of time and space. Oh and I'm listening to the Smiths.

So, what' the view like from where y'all are sat?

 

Watching Glasto highlights, absolutely buzzing around my room to go to T in the park.

 

I stopped reading here due to fears where the rest of the article may lead.

 

tmi.

 

Laid on the couch in a bizarre position (I've done something to my left hamstring and have tendonitis in my left ankle so I get shooting pains, like cramp, in about 90% of all conventional sitting positions) with my laptop in front of me and FIFA in the background currently being ignored...Not eating but suddenly feel very hungry and would smash a lasagne to bits! Might go and make a milky decaf coffee or hot chocolate and go and watch a few episodes of Arrested Development before I go to sleep?!

 

I'm sitting on the sofa watching Angry boys on telly and on the laptop while talking on facebook. I'm also thinking of making some food out of complete boredem..

 

Me, im looking through some weird ****ers curtains, idiots sat there naked except for stockings n high heels with lasagne smeared all over his nipples and he's listening to The Smiths

 

Are you taking pics with a long range lens?

 

HA!

 

Must spread rep, and lasagne for that matter...