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If the Worst Happens

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Alfie Conn, Dec 27, 2011.

  1. Alfie Conn

    Alfie Conn Well-Known Member

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    Just been watching the Italian job (60's version,not carp hollywood vesion) and it got me thinking if Harry goes down in Feb could he run the team from inside like Mr Bridges ?

    Hope you all had a good christmas


    COYS
     
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  2. Spurf

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    We would be hanging over the abyss, just when the gold was in sight.
     
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    Are our team the minis, in that analogy?
    Quite appropriate, really!
     
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  4. Alfie Conn

    Alfie Conn Well-Known Member

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    If the worst happens mourinho is waiting to return to england <laugh>
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    He'd only go to Man City, as they're the only team able to match his ambitions (read: They have the biggest bank account in their league, just like Porto, Chelsea, Inter and Real)
     
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  7. Wandering Yid

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    It is a bit silly that a manager can be considered a "great" without ever having a truly challenging job, has always had top funds, staff and facilities at his disposal.
     
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  8. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Surely there is a reason all the top clubs want Mourinho?
     
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  9. I know a very bad joke that references "The Italian Job." Do you want to hear it? Okay, here goes, but don't say I didn't warn you.


    Michael Cain and his wife are at a show-biz party in swinging 60s London. As many of her pop idols will be there, she asks him if she has his permission to have sex with any of them. Cain is horrified, but doesn't want to come across a prude. Besides, there's an actress at the party who he'd like to give some off-screen attention to. So, as a compromise, they agree that they can each have oral sex with only one person at the party. He, of course, picks his little actress sort, and she picks Jim Morrison and his entire band.

    Later at the party, after Mickey-boy has finished his business with the actress, he goes looking for his wife, and finds her in one of the bedrooms heavily engaged in an orgy with The Rolling Stones and The Beatles. In a fit of rage, Michael Cain shouts out:-

    ...and please forgive me for this...

    "You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    There's two reasons:
    1.) Smoke
    2.) Mirrors

    The Italian press saw right through Mourinho when he was at Inter, and the Spanish press are hardly flattering about him either.
     
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