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If the world really was going to end tomorrow

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    What would you be doing now?

    I expect I'd drive down to me burds and snuggle up on the sofa with a glass of vino watching One Foot In The Grave. Either that or rape someone.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 20, 2012
  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'm watching Miami vice. With the bird, drinking wine..


    I'm bored s hitless so may go rape someone..
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Miami Vice - blimey!
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 20, 2012
  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    The modern film version.. It's terrible. Truly terrible.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The world won't end tomorrow.

    But I might rape someone.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 20, 2012
  6. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    You cant be too sure. Get with the raping just in case <ok>
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, Dec 20, 2012

  7. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'd rape Lucy Pinder in the arse.
     
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    Erik, Dec 20, 2012
  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Oh and pillage don't forget to pillage.. It's an integral part..
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Wouldn't you prefer to stick ya cock between her toes first.. ??
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2012
  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    No. It'd be the poop chute or nothing
     
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    Erik, Dec 20, 2012
  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
    One mention of rape and the forum comes to life <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 20, 2012
  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I've changed my mind, I'd prefer something like this:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, Dec 20, 2012
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Erik, where the fck did you find that? :laugh:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 20, 2012
  14. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Aye rape.
     
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    Mick, Dec 20, 2012
  15. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    i would find me a nice vulnerable granny
     
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    theevilreddevil, Dec 20, 2012
  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Try Googling 'BDSM'
     
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    Erik, Dec 21, 2012
  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I thought we were all supposed to be dead by now?

    Well my phone hasn't stopped ringing all morning, shed load of emails on the PC and an office full of people so not the end of the world.

    Obviously the Mayans didn't have a feckin clue.
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 21, 2012

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