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If Suarez was English...........

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Jürgenmeiʃter, Jun 19, 2014.

  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    We'd be through by now, what a truly world class striker.

    Well done Uruguay, <applause>

    **** for us, AGAIN! <grr>


    Why didnt Cahill at least slide in attempting to block his shot

    Also, Jag missed a header very similar to Gerrard which gave Suarez his first goal on a plate


    Well done Johnson on setting up Rooneys goal though. As Rooney got praise for a similar thing V Italy its only fair Johnson does as well
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    If he was English he'd probably have been played on the wing from the age of four and would currently be a City reserve.
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    If Suarez was English.... he'd be banned by now
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

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    If Suarez were English, he would be knighted for biting an Italian!
     
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  5. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    If Suarez were English.... He would not get in the national side for being a convicted racist
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

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    If Suarez were English... he'd probably come from London.
     
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  7. UnitedinRed

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    If suarez was English, gerrard would hate him like he hates all english <ok>

    gerrardi, the English hater.
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

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    If Suarez were English he wished he was from Uruguay.

    If Suarez were English become a dentist

    If Suarez were English he would not get into the team, as he is too good.

    If Suarez were English, he would not play for a small club like Liverpool

    If Suarez were English he would be a **** player, like Slippy G
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Gerrard hates Carra? Fowler? Owen? Barry? Rooney? Alex Curran?


    Gerrard, Lambert, Sterling, Sturridge, Flanno, Kelly, Johnson, Henderson, Allen (Welsh... which is just England with added sheep-shagging benefits) We have English first teamers.
     
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    None of them good enough to be in the team, Ok Sturridge and Sterling are OK, but other than that, poor players
     
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  11. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Yeh weve noticed. Thanks for **** all Liverpool at world cup 2014. Thanks a bunch.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're welcome!!!!!!!




    It would have been a bitter pill had we won... can you imagine...

    SIR Woy Hodgson...

    It makes me want to vomit.
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    If Suarez was English he would be knighted
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    If Suarez was English he would would be on Dancing on ice

    If Suarez was English he would have his own TV show called "Hannibal"
     
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