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If spunk is good for you then why not promote it?

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  1. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    My mate told me that male jism is good for women to consume, it helps them develop into nice healthy teenagers so im thinking of starting a business called Spunk Treats LTD.

    Thinking of doing Spunk Pop drinks and Spunk flavoured crisps, maybe spunky nuggets cereal, any ideas that would help me break into the Global market and become a popular business?
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    You need to re-read and re-do your first sentence..<laugh>
     
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  3. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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  4. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    Done like that on purpose...:mad:
     
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  5. <laugh>

    I heard, at Uni (off a bird) that swallowing makes your tits bigger.

    She did as well - nothing to write home about but she was dirty as **** <ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I happen to know that spunk makes an excellent cleaner for leather shoes. Forget polish and all that nonsense. Spunk and rub and your shoes look fantastic. <ok>
     
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  8. HendyMMA

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    Top tip of the day :rolleyes:
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I find spunk is better for getting women pregnant.
     
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  12. HendyMMA

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    Ha quality, well spotted!
     
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    Put simply, i'm never eating creme caramel again after seeing this.
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    It's good for your skin so you should just wash your face with it
     
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  15. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    high in protein apparently...very healthy. But then, it's not the only bodily fluid that's supposed to be good for you. Isn't nature wonderful! ;)
     
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