If murder was legal for a day

Who would you kill? and how would you kill them?


First up I'd have Miley Cyrus. I have no idea who she is but the mere fact that she seems to be i the papers constantly and for that reason alone I'd like to see her trampled by elephants live on tv.

Next up;

Jamie ****ing Oliver, the fat tongued twat he can **** off, ideally killed by injecting him with his beloved lemon juice until he explodes, again on live tv. then griddle his remains in one his his garden ovens.. the ****.

Sharon Osbourne: cant stand the fact that she has not been on x factor for 4 years and now looks younger than when she was last on. She should be executed by having a grand piano dropped on her while that fat scottish bint who won the first x factor surfs the piano on the way down.

****s.

 

What a **** thread... Where's the poll? You do know it's poll Friday don't ya?

 

**** you hash.

I have no idea how to do a poll

 

I widny kill anybody. I would be too busy being in hiding from all the ****s that would kill me

 

I shall make a thread with a poll to see if we tell you how to do a poll

 

Who'd want to kill you gamby a loveable little speaking dog

 

should be a real thriller then eh. I can barely contain my excrement.

 

*wags tail*

 

Thats Gambol party piece get yer own

 

Get him telt, hash.

When it comes to ****ting on sofas av got it covered

 

blobby williams

 

I wouldn't kill anyone but I would find it rather amusing if Pope Benedict died of AIDS

 

wit?

 

WTF you ****ed up another perfectly good thread

 

That's his thing

 

Has to be every ****ing lazy **** of mps

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Him

 

Oi gas !

 

That's a death threat.

You've been reporting to the police. And the real police, the english ones, not the fake drunk ginger scotch police.

 

I like Acworth. There, I said it.