If Mike sells up before January.....

What would you offer as a sacrifice to get this over the line?

I'd change my username to Mike Ashley's Lovechild or similar.

I'd also abstain from swearing for a month and drinking for a fortnight.

I'd put my own prediction in the prediction league.

I'd also make a donation to a charity of the board's choice.

What will you offer up to the footballing gods??

 

Let's be honest here, Ashley isn't looking to sell the club (yet again) as it's the same tactics every transfer window.
No investment, average Premier League finish (if we're lucky) Benitez leaves and Ashley gets Pulis/Moyes/Bruce/Hughes to replace him.

 

T...sadly.

 

So nothing to offer then.

I have a child that I am not that fond of at the moment. He will have to take over her apartment rental though.

 

I would accept Tony Pulis as manager

 

I'd buy a pair of trainers from his tat shop in Consett.

This is something I never thought I'd do.

 

I'm having a hip replacement in a couple of weeks and against medical advice I shall drive up to SJP and carry the fat c*nt around the pitch on my back to allow everyone to throw missiles at the f*cker.
I shall not be giving up swearing at any f*cking cost and intend to get sh!tfaced should he finally f*ck off.

 

Is it realistic ?

It's possible


Hhhmm

 

He was ****ing laughing as he said it, held back the giggles as well as Finbarr ****ing Saunders.

Basically you'd get the same reaction if you asked whether he will ever stop treating the sports direct workforce like slaves.

Is it realistic?
It's possible.

History tells you this TV appearance is nothing more than the smokescreen for lack of spending in January.

 

Will anyone sacrifice their freedom for the murder of MA?
Might speed things up.

 

Good luck with the op. I had mine done just over a year ago, soon after followed by a double knee replacement. Feel ****ing great

 

I tell you what, you can have the chin hairs that fall out of my face as I scratch it, incredulously...

 

I'm no charity case

I'll do it for 1200 pounds

 

Cheers mate, it sounds like we're both about ready for the knackers yard. It's a toss up which hip they're going to do first....
I put it down to excessive shagging in the winter months to keep warm...

 

I would put forward 200 so we would only need another 1000....one problem though is how we dispose of the body, we might need to look at hiring a crane or tow truck which means more cost implications and for that reason.....I’m out!!

 

I'll take the sentence I'll put his head on stick outside st James park..

I'll get what 25 max then sell my autobiography on release

 

Well, things may finally be looking up. Hearing a private jet is flying to Newcastle ,landing tomorrow morning. Has onboard the Chairman of San Francisco Giants whose fortune is supposedly £5.1 billion( Templeton Franklin ) . Cars booked to take him straight to St James's. Let us hope it is finally being sold.

 

I would beat Penfold to death with a toothbrush ......................... but to be fair, i would do that anyway.

 

I'd wear a Sunderland shirt. In public.

 

Have you just made that up?