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If me Auntie had bollox...

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    If...

    SWP had scored against WBA

    Hill had scored against Bolton

    Cisse had stayed on against Wolves

    Barton had stayed on against Norwich

    We'd be talking about how great next season was going to be...

    If...

    The most annoying word in the English language...
     
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  2. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;wNVvlLAvswg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNVvlLAvswg[/video]
     
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  3. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    I never knew whether my great aunt had bollox. She did have a deep voice and a hairy upper lip (it was like being kissed on the cheek by a brillo pad) so I was always suspicious...
     
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  4. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Did she always leave the toilet seat up too, Goldie?
     
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  5. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    Yes, now that you come to mention it, Uber..veeery strange...
     
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  6. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Was she a Russian hammer-thrower?...:grin:
     
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  7. GoldhawkRoad

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    No, all the hammers she threw were British
     
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  8. mapleranger

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    Never met your auntie but back to the topic of "If" - seems to me that there was an interesting movie by that name - Lindsay Anderson, maybe?
     
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  9. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Should've done this to Cameron and his Eton chums...:grin:

    [video=youtube;GJ1LG08ssaM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ1LG08ssaM&feature=related[/video]
     
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  10. BrixtonR

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    If them Goons hadn't sold up we'd be selling top dollar match tickets and blue and white kipper ties to tourists by now; and looking forward to playing in the Champions League... or was that Championsheep?!!
     
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    All the instances in the OP are good examples of game changers that probably cost us dearly. I was thinking earlier, after someone mentioned Agyemang in another thread, about the smaller, almost unnoticed things that can make or break a season. How different would our season have been had Agyemang converted that rebound off the woodwork against Wigan last August? It really was a six-pointer.
     
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