If I was 40 years younger

I wouldn’t be wasting my time with this Leeds nonsense. Standard of females in Spain is outstanding. How any young fella could be gay is a mystery to me. Joke by the way before pc mick and Shakos get on their
High horses

 

Wouldnt Shaks need a step ladder or some sort of assistance to get on his high horse. Wouldn't a Shetland Pony be more to his suiting

 

They race Shetland ponies around the housing estates in Dublin in fairness. Bareback too

 

Lived in Spain for over 30 years,
And some dumb ****ers even ask me if i would go back to the UK!
Too much to like here.

 

You should tell the the truth Este, we won't have you back

 

Once a few years ago on a trip to ER, I went to passport control at LBA,
After showing my British passport to a very non english looking person he asked me,
'Where are you going'?
So I responded 'where I want'.
Do you have any money(english quids)
No, but I have a credit card and as soon as you let me go I will go to the ATM over there and get some cash I will be on my way.
Probably get treated better if I turned up on a dingy.

 

They don't age well most of those girls judging by the older ones sat outside shops and tavernas, you could make a good few pairs of moccasins out of their leathery skin
Wouldn't mind rattling a few of the non leathery ones though, one in particular who was behind the desk at our hotel in Benidorm, **** me she was beautiful I had to go back to my room to knock a mix out before going out on the lash

 

40 years younger Eire? More like 50

 

He was at a flirty thirties night

 

My sister came home for a couple of months and goes back to Spain in the morning. She cant wait because it’s rained just about every day since she got out of the tunnel. Cannot wait to get some sun, global boiling on her back again. She may not even bother coming back next year as this country is fooked

 

Said the same the other day Eire.

Top arses, even the older ones. They do get a bit ropey after 60.

 

If Eire was 30 years younger

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Speak for yourself ......oooh I say

 

Motorbikes and scooters not been invented in ireland yet then,no wonder you all come to England to see the horseless carriages.

 

They chase the ends of a rainbow ffs. At least they're happy (apart from Eire).

 

Let’s not start another bout of sizeist jokes. Especially as Shaks looks up to well known members like you.

 

I'm the opposite of PC

 

you tell him Essex..