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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 4, 2011.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    How are you going to be able to chop my penis off?

    You can't find me na na na na na!<party>
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 4, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    imma hunt u down
     
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  3. Snorlax

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    Homing knife?
     
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  4. Sanchin0

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    I thought this was just a joke.. <laugh>
     
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  5. Demba's Chronic Knee

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    Well we'll start by looking in Cramlington haha

    Then we'll be searching for a badger somewhere amongst the Leazes
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Ve haf vays ov finding theengs out.
     
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  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    The other mods can see your IP address, we take it from there :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    My plan was to chop the penis off every man i meet untill i get the right one.....
    .......all the more unsatisied ladies for me
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Finnbad The Sailor

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    Just wait for the first home game of next season for the bloke that's walking around with an intense look of fear on his face clutching the private parts for dear life... easy give-away then (WHOOPA!!!!) Off with its head.
     
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  11. Snorlax

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    this. haha
     
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  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was just my willy coming off?
     
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  13. ToonSi

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    I have a certain message from you which narrows it down to a village near Cramlington, apart from that 192.com is our friend <whistle>
     
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  14. TheLittleGeordie

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    Not if you resist
     
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    You mean... you actually had one in the first place?
     
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  16. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Good evening badger , I am under your bed , waiting for you.

    Don't stay away too long.
     
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  17. Snorlax

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    This was sooo funny
    <doh><doh>
     
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  18. Demba's Chronic Knee

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    When I first read the title for this I thought it was going to be a 'post what you'd do if..' kinda thread, cue outrageous and mildly sick displays of sacrifice
     
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  19. Finnbad The Sailor

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    That's why I said it's head and not his... I thought it would be nice to leave you a little something at least. Another good indication might be a bloke getting chased around St. James Park by a crazed kid carrying a portable blender (assuming HMT finds out who are you).
     
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  20. KingoStarr

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    I was going to use the string on the door thing like with a wobbly tooth that is how, I find you with the power of Tiote!
     
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    KingoStarr, Jun 4, 2011
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