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If Cwarr could travel time....

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    Ok chaps.... Suspend reality for a moment and imagine Cwarr was Dr Who.... He travels time and gives very wrong information to people..... In the styleeee we ave become used to...

    To kick off proceedings...... Some people say that Cwarr advised JFK that an open top ride around Dallas in 1963 was a great way to catch some rays in such a safe city......
     
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    Some say cwarr's air tour around New York City in 2001 didn't go as planned!
     
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    some say Cwarr advised his mates that Chernobyl was the new 'hot spot' for summer holidays a decade or so ago....
     
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    Some say he told a record producer Rebecca Blacks Friday song was a dead cert for number 1
     
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    Some say he advised John Terry in his attemps to 'bond' with Wayne Bridge
     
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    Some say Cwarr recommended Henri Paul to Diana as the safest driver around...
     
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    some say he told germany that hitler was the reich way to go
     
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    Some say Cwarr told Bin Laden to lie low in Pakistan....
     
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    Some say that he rejected a young Austrian called Adolf's application for art school.
     
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    Some say he advised SAFC to appoint Mrs Doubtfire...
     
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    Some say he told Tash not to ask for advice on Girlzilla. Thank god he ignored him
     
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    Some say he told Titus not to take no for an answer...

    Some say he introduced Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas...
     
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    Some say he beat a cheetah in a 100m race and wrestled a grizzly bear to the ground then fornicated to the Statue Of David
     
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    Some say he told Dennis Wise YouTube was the way forward...
     
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    some say he said zeppelins were the future of air transport
     
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    Some say he advised half of Scotand to join not606 and go o n the GC board as everyone was so friendly on there...
     
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    Some say he had the original idea Betamax and that it really was the future...
     
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    Some say he gavevthe same advive but on minidisc
     
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    Some say he advised Rooney that granny sex was te way forward and that no one would find out..
     
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    What happened to Cwarr? Did you lads ban him?

    He used to often pop over our side to have a chat.

    Not seen him for a while.
     
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